The U.S. Government.....

Obama, in a late nite watermelon plea, has bought out Sprint and Google in a single fell swoop in hopes they can all order KFC by mere thought alone.
In the mean time, millions of American citizens are loosing jobs AND homes while we are donating BILLIONS to Haiti, with a supremely corrupt government. Spooky, if you get my drift. SPOOK! Hey, I live in Chicago, I know the horse $hit politics going on by someone who's eyes can be only seen at night.
Wake up America!
I love my Hero.
Nun of you will read this.

Best wishes, George w. Bush.

P.S. pardon my flagillating masticulation.